Santa Christ

(created in HeroMachine)

Santa Christ, Santa Christ
We all love Santa Christ!
He is Santa and Jesus
Goddamn he's Santa Christ!

He atoned for all our sins
But he also likes pancakes!
He saved puppies from a fire
And he also likes pancakes!

He played bass for Aerosmith
Reads to sick orphans too!
He goes surfing in space
And makes really good fondue!

He shoots lasers from his eyes
And mends curtains for free!
He'll fight monsters for fun
And hang out with Mr. T!

Santa Christ, Santa Christ
Santa Christ, Santa Christ!

You are the best and we love you Santa Chriiiiiiiist!

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